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funny jokes.........
by saba jamshaid Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:46 pm
Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
Sardar: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.. ;-)
Sardar: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.. ;-)
saba jamshaid- Posts : 14
Join date : 2011-03-02
Location : sargodha
Re: funny jokes.........
by saba jamshaid Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:47 pm
Sardar wife: o sardar ji car ki sped kyun barha di?
sardar:gari k break fail ho gaYe hain is sey pehle acident hojaye jaldi ghar paunch jate hain.
sardar:gari k break fail ho gaYe hain is sey pehle acident hojaye jaldi ghar paunch jate hain.
saba jamshaid- Posts : 14
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Location : sargodha
Re: funny jokes.........
by saba jamshaid Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:51 pm
Phatan to Bill Gates:
Wo yaara tum bi kamal ka admi ho!
GATES:
WHY?
Phatan:
Khocha Tum ne naam GATES rkha howa hai.,
or
Kaam tum WINDOWS ka karta hy...
Wo yaara tum bi kamal ka admi ho!
GATES:
WHY?
Phatan:
Khocha Tum ne naam GATES rkha howa hai.,
or
Kaam tum WINDOWS ka karta hy...
saba jamshaid- Posts : 14
Join date : 2011-03-02
Location : sargodha
Re: funny jokes.........
by saba jamshaid Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:53 pm
Teacher:
1877 Ko kya hua tha?
PATHAN:
I don't know
Tchr:
Stupid,Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue Thay
1881 ko Kya Hua tha?
Pathan:
Quaid.e.azam 4 Sal K Ho Gaye Thay!:-
1877 Ko kya hua tha?
PATHAN:
I don't know
Tchr:
Stupid,Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue Thay
1881 ko Kya Hua tha?
Pathan:
Quaid.e.azam 4 Sal K Ho Gaye Thay!:-
saba jamshaid- Posts : 14
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First one is zada cool joke
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