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Post by saba jamshaid on Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:46 pm

Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
Sardar: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.. ;-)

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Post by saba jamshaid on Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:47 pm

Sardar wife: o sardar ji car ki sped kyun barha di?

sardar:gari k break fail ho gaYe hain is sey pehle acident hojaye jaldi ghar paunch jate hain. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Laughing

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Post by saba jamshaid on Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:51 pm

Phatan to Bill Gates:
Wo yaara tum bi kamal ka admi ho!

GATES:
WHY?

Phatan:
Khocha Tum ne naam GATES rkha howa hai.,
or
Kaam tum WINDOWS ka karta hy... Wink Mad Mad Mad

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Post by saba jamshaid on Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:53 pm

Teacher:
1877 Ko kya hua tha?

PATHAN:
I don't know

Tchr:
Stupid,Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue Thay
1881 ko Kya Hua tha?

Pathan:
Quaid.e.azam 4 Sal K Ho Gaye Thay!:-

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Post by Hamza nhi hoon on Mon Mar 07, 2011 6:39 am

Embarassed First one is zada cool joke Embarassed


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